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MOREOVER The Brandeis Royal Gaming Society
(hereinafter referred to as �the Society�) must cease to
not exist and

WHEREAS We the founding members of the Society
ravenously crave a jolly good game of croquet and

ALTHOUGH Cynics deride the validity of such sports as
croquet, cricket, polo (both standard and aquatic),
shuffleboard, curling, et cetera, and

WHOSOEVER Desires to partake and/or enjoin in the
convivial and/or cutthroat atmosphere of croquet must
meet these requirements:

1) attend a croquet match of the Society and

VOUCHSAFING The guarantee of non-discrimination on the
basis of sex, race, religion, sexual preference, class, age,
nationality, physical disability, inexperience, gross
incompetence, impertinence, creed, shoe size, ethnicity,
political ideology, or sheer girth of a player, he or she who
is first to achieve all nine wickets and strike the turning
and terminating stakes according to the pre-agreed-upon
rules and regulations determined at the commencement of
each meeting shall be invested with the office of �Stallion�
and be responsible for all leadership, officiating,
conflict-resolution, and disciplining decisions seen by the
Stallion as necessary and beneficial to the Society and

HARDUPON The designation of a Stallion shall he or
she who is second to achieve all nine wickets and strike the
turning and terminating stakes according to the
pre-agreed-upon rules and regulations determined at the
commencement of each meeting shall be invested with the
office of �Colt� and be responsible for inspection of
chosen playing ground for accurate wicket and stake
placement and those detritus-removal duties seen by the
Colt as necessary and beneficial to the Society and

SOON AFTER The designation of a Colt shall he or she
who is third to achieve all nine wickets and strike the
turning and terminating stakes according to the
pre-agreed-upon rules and regulations determined at the
commencement of each meeting shall be invested with the
office of �Mare� and be responsible for equipment upkeep,
de-wetting balls mired in water hazards, and the command
to �unhead yourselves, gentlemen� (i.e., remove the heads of
the mallets) (hereinafter referred to as �the Command�) at
the start of each game and

ON THE HEELS Of the designation of a Mare shall he or
she who is fourth to achieve all nine wickets and strike the
turning and terminating stakes according to the
pre-agreed-upon rules and regulations determined at the
commencement of each meeting shall be invested with the
office of �Nag� and be responsible for equipment
transportation and the ritual of mallet selection
immediately following the Command, consisting of
presenting the mallet handles with colors obscured for
selection by the Members and

IN THE CASE OF A determination to enact a change to
either the Society�s rules or constitution, a discussion
shall ensue and a unanimous consensus shall be achieved
and once achieved changes in documentation shall be
effected at the earliest convenience under the supervision
of the Stallion and

FURTHERMORE Meeting times shall be determined at the
convenience of the members and

WHEREUPON Any persons desiring membership
information shall contact any active member and

WE, THE FOUNDING MEMBERS, BID YOU GOOD-EV�N�.

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